Updated Official Notice: Original Report Issued (on this forum) June 2007.
Update: As of February 23rd, 2008 the Conrad Experiment in Militia Building by Natural Means has official been terminated. Top Secret equipment used in the creation of Version 1.0 (Code Name "Gabriel"), Version 2.0 (Code Name "Noah"), and Version 3.0 (Code Name "Joel") have been removed and disabled. "Gabriel," "Noah," and "Joel" will continue being trained and monitored for future impact.
Update: As of February 23rd, 2008 the Conrad Experiment in Militia Building by Natural Means has official been terminated. Top Secret equipment used in the creation of Version 1.0 (Code Name "Gabriel"), Version 2.0 (Code Name "Noah"), and Version 3.0 (Code Name "Joel") have been removed and disabled. "Gabriel," "Noah," and "Joel" will continue being trained and monitored for future impact.
Note: At this time, the "Parent" Coordinator (Code Named "Jonathan") is "not thrilled" and "very uncomfortable" with the way in which the project has been terminated. In his final report, he stated, "I am personally very hurt and pained as this project comes to an end. I feel as though something has been taken from me. In this process, I've gone from pain, to simply feeling numb, to wanting to be more numb, then feeling cold and icy and now I just hate the gravity of the situation."
As to the soldiers, Gabriel is concerned and asking many questions as to what has happened to the equipment and why. He has been difficult to please with simple answers and is demanding information to which he is not yet privy. Noah is aware, but unconcerned. However, he continues to stumble on the very location in which the equipment is being protected, to the dismay of project coordinators. Joel is unaware and unconcerned.
End Classified Report.
As to the soldiers, Gabriel is concerned and asking many questions as to what has happened to the equipment and why. He has been difficult to please with simple answers and is demanding information to which he is not yet privy. Noah is aware, but unconcerned. However, he continues to stumble on the very location in which the equipment is being protected, to the dismay of project coordinators. Joel is unaware and unconcerned.
End Classified Report.
4 comments:
Codename: Ouch
Hmmm, anyone notice that the preceding post was Valentine's Day? Coincidence?
oh.my.gosh.
I don't think I've laughed that hard in...yeah.
You're a good man, Conrad. Not less of a man. But a good man. : )
Thanks for a much-needed belly laugh.
You said the equipment was "removed and disabled"...I hope you only meant "disabled"!
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